BOOK RIOT

Two drunk dudes explain FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Happy Friday!

The The Impotence of Proofreading. You’re welcome.

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David Sedaris reads from “The Santaland Diaries,” recounting his experiences as Crumpet the Elf at a Macy’s Christmas exhibit. 

How would Anne Shirley, Katniss, Hermione, and Bella Swan handle trick-or-treaters? Which Halloween heroine are you?
Flowchart Feature!

How would Anne Shirley, Katniss, Hermione, and Bella Swan handle trick-or-treaters? Which Halloween heroine are you?

Flowchart Feature!

Oh, Awful Library Books, we love you so!

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines are just one of the reasons Comediva is a Site We Like.

State of Wonder, by Ann Patchett

Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day 
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play

Guns N’ Roses, Welcome to the Jungle

IF HEAVY METAL LYRICS WERE BOOK BLURBS

Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn

And you’ve broken the notion of trust / Cause you’re lying and denying
Justifying all the actions you take / It’s pathetic and poetic 

Caught in the web of your self-serving plan.
Don’t force my hand when my eyes are wide open.

Staind, Eyes Wide Open

If Heavy Metal Lyrics Were Book Blurbs