Two drunk dudes explain FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Happy Friday!
David Sedaris reads from “The Santaland Diaries,” recounting his experiences as Crumpet the Elf at a Macy’s Christmas exhibit.
How would Anne Shirley, Katniss, Hermione, and Bella Swan handle trick-or-treaters? Which Halloween heroine are you?
Oh, Awful Library Books, we love you so!
Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines are just one of the reasons Comediva is a Site We Like.
State of Wonder, by Ann Patchett
Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
Guns N’ Roses, Welcome to the Jungle
Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn
And you’ve broken the notion of trust / Cause you’re lying and denying
Justifying all the actions you take / It’s pathetic and poetic
Caught in the web of your self-serving plan.
Don’t force my hand when my eyes are wide open.
Staind, Eyes Wide Open